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??

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[ Somber music plays,
birds chirping ]

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Morty: Oh, [weakly] Riiick...

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[ Weakly ]
You were [coughs] right, Morty.

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Chili...was too...spicy.

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[ Coughs ]

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Ohhh...
Ah.

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[ Fire crackling ]
Oh.

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[ Bowl clatters,
portal whooshes ]

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Estate sale is open!
[ Clones chattering ]

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Getcha post-its out,
first come, first serve.

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If you see a post-it,

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the item has
already been claimed.

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Shopping Morty: Oh, yeah.
Shopping Rick: Alright.

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Luchador Rick:
Hey, nice office chair.

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Wet Rick: Hatchi-Matchi.

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Pretty ghoulish,
don't you think?

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W-we just get to
take anything we want?

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Morty, they're dead.
You want to be buried with your porn magazines?

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Magazines?
[ Coughs ]

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W-what's a magazines,
old man?

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Fuck you, Morty.
Go practice your pronouns.

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[ Rick clones chuckling ]
Whoa!

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An in-ground
two-post vehicle lift?

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You could park a motorcycle
on this bad boy

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and rotate it
any which way.

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I put my post-it
on it first. Ninja Morty:

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I come from a water planet.

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I should get the snorkel.

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If you're from
a water planet,

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why do you need a snorkel?

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Shopping Rick grunts, laughs ]

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These estate sales
are lame af, am I right?

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Yeah.

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I came to funeral hop,

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but there aren't
any Smiths left

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to hold a funeral.

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Wait, funeral hop?

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Oh, shit.

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You gotta try it, dude.

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[ Whistles ]
Some version of your mom,

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your dad,
bawling their eyes out

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and saying the nicest shit
you've ever heard.

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But - can't happen when
the whole family

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checks out
at the same time.

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Your Rick brings you
to your own funerals?

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Nah, dawg,
[chuckles] I drive myself.

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Whoa.
You don't got a Portal Jr.?

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Shit. bunch of us have one.

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Let's see, I bet...

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[ Objects clattering ]

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Bam.

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Pop a post-it
on that bad boy

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before someone else does.

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Thanks.

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And, uh, c-cool sunglasses.

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[ Portal whooshes ]
Sunglasses?

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These are my eyes.

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[ Portal whooshes ]

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[ Electricity popping ]

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[ Platform whooshing ]

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Um, Rick,

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you ever gone
to your own funeral?

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Is that new slang
for taking a dump?

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What? No.

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Well,
I'm gonna start using it.

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Look, a Morty
at the estate sale

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was a funeral hopper, and -

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Ugh, you can do better than
getting emotional handjobs

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from a fake family.

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My real family is dead.

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Wow, what a zing.
So is mine.

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The only thing that helps
ease the horror of existence

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is friction-free rotation.

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Did you buy a motorcycle
to justify the platform?

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Morty, it turns.

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C'mon, man,
I'm asking for guidance.

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Do whatever you want.
It's your funeral.

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[ Platform whooshing ]

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[ Portal whooshes,
Choir vocalizing ]

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??

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[ Clapping, choir fades ]

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[ Sobs ] Thank you.

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Big Legs Morty
loved Ritchie Valens.

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And now
his Big Legs Grandfather

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is gonna say a few words.

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[ Slurps ] What!
Let me grieve!

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You've been drunk all week.

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Maybe if you had been sober,

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you wouldn't have
microwaved him.

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His big legs were wet!

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I should have guessed.

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Big Legs Jessica:
Wait! Big Legs Morty.

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I should have done this
when you were alive.

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[ Smooches ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Oh, hell yeah!

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[ Portal whooshes,
Light music plays ]

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??

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[ Toast Morty pops ]

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??

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[ Portal whooshes ]

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??

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[ Portal whooshes ]

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[ Crows cawing ]

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[ Flesh squelches,
Morty gasps ]

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[ Portal whooshes ]

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[ Electrical buzzing ]

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[ Flesh squelching ]

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??

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[ Inhales deeply,
Balloon Morty inflates ]

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??

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[ Portal whooshes ]

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[ Chips crunch ]

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[ Door shuts ]

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Well, I guess
this is gonna be hard,

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but Mort loved
to do hard things.

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So...
we're gonna do this for him.

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[ Bag rustles, chip crunches ]

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How many of you here
loved my son?

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Woman: Yeah...
Woman 2: [ Sobs ] Yeah.

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I asked...

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how many of you here
loved my son?!

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[ Crowd cheers,
overlapping chatter ]

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Maybe you loved him
because he was a leader,

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a scholar, an athlete.

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I loved him
because he was mine.

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Because he was my son.

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Jock: We love you, Mort!

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Crowd:
Mort! Mort! Mort! Mort!

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When I die, I will
kill God for taking my boy!

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I don't approve of
your promise,

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but I understand.

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[ Dirt trickles ]

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Who will be there for me
now that you're gone?

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[ Chesterfield whines,
she cries ]

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[ Chesterfield panting ]
Chesterfield?

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Oh, oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no!

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Oh! [ Chuckles ]
Stop, stop!

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[ They gasp ]
Mort?

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[ Panting continues ]
Oh...no...

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You guys have never
seen another Morty before?

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[ Gasps ]
Oh!

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Oh!

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[ Thunder rumbles ]
Does that make sense?

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S-shortest version is -
infinite me's, infinite you's.

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You want a grilled cheese?

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I want to make it for him.

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And this thing?

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It's how I got here.

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Rick made it for me.

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Not my Rick -
i-it's a lot of canon.

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Where is Rick?

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I'm sorry to tell you this,

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but, um...

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...our Rick...

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...is a drunk, Morty.

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Ohh...No?

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We had to end our
relationship with him.

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We tried everything to help,

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but ultimately,
he needed to help himself.

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And he, like, listened?

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This universe is wild.

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Just the way you like it.

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[ Bread crunches ]
Morty: Mmm.

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Wow. So good.

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Don't suppose
there's any tomato soup -

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Holy shit.

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You guys are something else.

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You should have met our Mort.

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Ray,
like it or not...

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Beth: Mm.
...the bank's gonna take your farm.

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[ Sighs ]
Terrence: They will come, Ray.

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Huh?
Oh, my gosh.

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My family's probably worried.

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My...other family.
You're leaving?

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Summer,
he's not ours to keep.

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I understand, Mort -

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I mean, Morty.

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Come back to us, kiddo.

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Whenever you want,
you come back.

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[ Portal whooshes ]

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[ Laughing ]
[ Grunting ]

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[ Muffled ] Summer,
stop live-streaming!

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Scoffs ]

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Where have you been?

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I've needed you to hand me
wrenches and stuff.

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Che[burps]ck this out.

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Wow, great.

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Huh? Ah!
Oh, Rick!

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It's pulling my insides!

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You have too much
metal in you dipshit.

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[ Magnet powers down ]
Oh!

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I didn't put it there.
So?

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[ Keys jingle ]

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[ Keys jingle ]

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[ Portal whooshes ]

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Oh, hey!
Hey!

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Morty, you came back!
[ Chesterfield barks ]

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[ They chuckle ]
Oh, geez. G-Good boy.

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That's a dog for ya.
[ Chuckles ]

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M-my dog enslaved me.

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B-but not this one.

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Morty: So I'm hanging out
of the side

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of the ship in space,

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holding the guitar
that Rick wanted,

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but my eyes burst from
the pressure difference

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and I couldn't see
for, like, an hour.

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[ Gasps ] Morty,
you could have been killed.

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Oh, yeah, I was.

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You died?

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You die, and come back?

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The worst part
is waking up in the tube,

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where the fresh body is

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c-cause you have to cough all
that fluid out of your lungs.

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You're saying
where you come from,

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your grandfather lets you die
over and over again?

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What does your father
say about this?

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? Who's a Mad Men? ?

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? I'm a Mad Men ?

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[ Sighs ]
[ Portal whooshes ]

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[ Lathe whirring ]

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Oh, my God.
I made an owl.

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T-this is incredible.

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Too bad my big lathe
is up at the cabin.

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Built it with my dad.

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Then Mort helped me put up

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the sleeping porch
just last summer.

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Wish we could take you
there this weekend,

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but the gals are going to be
at the soup kitchen and...

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I mean,
we could head up there,

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just the two of us?

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Really?
You'd want to do that?

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[ Engine humming ]

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[ Insects chirping,
knife scraping ]

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Don't you have any matches?

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A man who relies on matches

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gets pretty cold
when he runs out.

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[ Fire whooshes,
crackling ]

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You feel like a steak?

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[ Steak sizzling ]

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Wait till the pan
releases the meat.

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[ Insects chirping ]

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[ Steak sizzling ] I feel like
I've never learned anything until now.

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...And Mort,
he's climbing so fast.

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When he loses his footing,

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he's just silent
as he falls...

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...until the crack
of his body hitting stone.

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[ Fire crackling ]

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Mort was so strong,

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but I wasn't strong enough
to save him.

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I'm so sorry.
[ Sniffles ]

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I know you're not my Mort...

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Not really...

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...but I love you
just the same.

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[ Cries ]

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I-I love you, dad.

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I-I want to be your son.

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I am your son.

262
00:09:01,187 --> 00:09:03,230
[ Fire crackling ]

263
00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:06,692
Then break the gun.

264
00:09:07,193 --> 00:09:09,695
What?
This isn't one of your adventures.

265
00:09:09,737 --> 00:09:11,655
It can be your life.

266
00:09:11,697 --> 00:09:13,032
But what if I need to -

267
00:09:13,033 --> 00:09:14,699
What could you need
that isn't here?

268
00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,326
A family that
doesn't appreciate you?

269
00:09:16,327 --> 00:09:18,411
A resurrection machine that
makes infinite grandpas?

270
00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:21,165
You need to turn into
a fucking giraffe?

271
00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:22,833
Do it!

272
00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:24,168
Uh...

273
00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:25,419
[ Grunts ]
Hey!

274
00:09:25,503 --> 00:09:26,629
[ Both grunting ]

275
00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,088
[ Glass shatters ]
Oh, my God!

276
00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,633
Yes! I love you!
[ Panting ]

277
00:09:30,674 --> 00:09:33,385
[ Grunts ]
I tried to make my son strong.

278
00:09:33,469 --> 00:09:35,638
So strong he would never die!

279
00:09:35,721 --> 00:09:37,723
Ah! [ Grunts, panting ]

280
00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,600
[ Owl hoots ]

281
00:09:39,683 --> 00:09:40,810
[ Grunts, thuds ]

282
00:09:40,893 --> 00:09:42,728
[ Panting continues ]

283
00:09:45,022 --> 00:09:47,608
I just want to keep you safe!

284
00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:49,318
Mort?

285
00:09:49,319 --> 00:09:50,610
Mort.
[ Branches creak ]

286
00:09:50,611 --> 00:09:52,113
Mort?

287
00:09:53,072 --> 00:09:54,122
Mort!

288
00:09:54,657 --> 00:09:56,367
[ Branches clatter ]
Come back.

289
00:09:56,408 --> 00:09:57,785
[ Zipper unzips ]

290
00:09:58,494 --> 00:10:00,496
[ Insects chirping ]

291
00:10:01,163 --> 00:10:03,749
Mort: Dad wants me
to free solo El Capitan.

292
00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,376
He's crazy.

293
00:10:05,377 --> 00:10:07,460
He wants me to be able
to survive anything.

294
00:10:07,461 --> 00:10:09,088
My only hope's to run away.

295
00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:11,215
Thank you, Mort.

296
00:10:11,257 --> 00:10:13,300
[ Dramatic music plays ]

297
00:10:14,426 --> 00:10:16,345
[ Wolf howling ]

298
00:10:16,428 --> 00:10:20,599
??

299
00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:22,643
[ Engine hums ]

300
00:10:22,726 --> 00:10:25,271
??

301
00:10:25,312 --> 00:10:26,438
Woman 3: [ Moans ]

302
00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:31,777
??

303
00:10:31,819 --> 00:10:33,154
[ Change clatters ]

304
00:10:33,237 --> 00:10:37,491
??

305
00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:39,243
[ Bus hums ]

306
00:10:39,285 --> 00:10:43,455
??

307
00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:45,916
...And we're left with
a radical non-duality.

308
00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:48,127
The universe is
not locally real.

309
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,796
Which means nothing matters...

310
00:10:50,838 --> 00:10:53,799
...or everything does.

311
00:10:53,841 --> 00:10:54,891
[ Students cheer ]

312
00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:57,011
Moral universe, let's go!

313
00:10:58,387 --> 00:10:59,471
I fucking knew it.

314
00:10:59,472 --> 00:11:00,805
The Central Finite Curve,

315
00:11:00,806 --> 00:11:02,076
portal travel,
all of it.

316
00:11:02,077 --> 00:11:03,892
Of course there's
infinite Mortys -

317
00:11:03,893 --> 00:11:05,977
because there's
infinite worlds, Morty,

318
00:11:05,978 --> 00:11:07,730
and infinite me's!

319
00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:09,565
A-am I cool in most worlds?

320
00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:11,483
[ Gasps ] Oh!
Mr. Sanchez?

321
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,611
Oh, sorry I frighten you.

322
00:11:13,652 --> 00:11:15,154
I am from Russia.

323
00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:17,448
[ Sighs ]
Who is hunting you?

324
00:11:17,489 --> 00:11:19,700
Jerry? I don't know.
Ma-maybe all of them?

325
00:11:19,783 --> 00:11:21,035
I just want to go home.

326
00:11:21,036 --> 00:11:22,410
I thought there
was a better version

327
00:11:22,411 --> 00:11:24,955
of my family for me,
but I was wrong.

328
00:11:24,997 --> 00:11:26,749
Do you think
you could make this?

329
00:11:26,832 --> 00:11:29,001
Oh, Morty,
I would love to help you,

330
00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:31,629
but that thing
almost destroyed me.

331
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:34,173
Salieri to infinite Mozarts.

332
00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:36,800
Do - Do you guys
not have Mozart?

333
00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:39,303
Oh, Morty,
we gotta watch "Amadeus."

334
00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:40,596
Shit. I'm late.

335
00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:41,805
I gotta do a thing.

336
00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:43,807
Uh, do you wanna
come with me?

337
00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:45,267
Ahem.

338
00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:46,936
Hey, uh, hey, everybody.

339
00:11:47,019 --> 00:11:48,854
My name's Rick.
I'm an alcoholic.

340
00:11:48,938 --> 00:11:50,314
All: Hi, Rick.

341
00:11:50,315 --> 00:11:52,273
I know this is an old story
to a lot of you,

342
00:11:52,274 --> 00:11:54,359
but most of us have destroyed
our memories with alcohol,

343
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,861
so it'll be like new.

344
00:11:55,903 --> 00:11:57,696
Back before, I had a wife,

345
00:11:57,738 --> 00:11:59,031
I had a family.

346
00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:01,033
My daughter, Beth,
she was a terror,

347
00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:03,661
but she was my heart,
my whole heart.

348
00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:05,954
I'd always like to get
wrecked every now and again,

349
00:12:05,955 --> 00:12:07,873
but Diane kept it under control.

350
00:12:07,915 --> 00:12:10,918
And then one day,
she was just...gone.

351
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:13,337
I was so deep in my work,
I barely noticed.

352
00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:14,546
And that's when -

353
00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:15,755
you know how that feels,

354
00:12:15,756 --> 00:12:17,048
when you really start to drink?

355
00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:18,926
[ Overlapping chatter ]

356
00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:20,594
Beth was so little.

357
00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:22,805
I-I blew it with her.

358
00:12:22,806 --> 00:12:25,723
She grew up though, and married
somebody who took one look at me

359
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:27,351
and said, "Not in my house."

360
00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:29,520
Fuck, I hate that guy.
[ Chuckles ]

361
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:30,771
But he was right.

362
00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:32,982
I hated him enough
to end up here.

363
00:12:33,065 --> 00:12:35,192
My first meeting
was 17 years ago,

364
00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:38,529
17 years since
I spoke to my daughter.

365
00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:40,698
But I'm here and I'm happy.

366
00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:43,075
That's possible for all of us.

367
00:12:43,117 --> 00:12:45,911
You just have to find somebody
who believes in you.

368
00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:48,414
[ Sniffs ] Mmm.

369
00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:51,375
My students were assholes
today, so I'm cooking stew.

370
00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,751
Oh, hello.

371
00:12:52,752 --> 00:12:53,960
Who's this handsome fellow?

372
00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:55,254
You might want to sit down.

373
00:12:55,337 --> 00:12:56,922
Oh, Rick.

374
00:12:57,006 --> 00:12:58,924
He has your eyes.

375
00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:01,093
Uli: So you must go home.

376
00:13:01,135 --> 00:13:03,429
And you must find a way
to get him there.

377
00:13:03,512 --> 00:13:04,805
It's not that simple.

378
00:13:04,888 --> 00:13:06,140
But you are a good man.

379
00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:07,933
So maybe it is simple.

380
00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:09,601
Morty, will you have more stew?

381
00:13:09,643 --> 00:13:10,693
Yes, please.

382
00:13:10,728 --> 00:13:12,271
My love, don't forget.

383
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,815
Wow, she's -
She's incredible.

384
00:13:14,898 --> 00:13:16,900
So she's a fuckbot?
[ Chokes ]

385
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:19,153
Jesus Christ, Morty,
she's my wife.

386
00:13:19,236 --> 00:13:21,196
She's - she's a human woman.
Oh, geez.

387
00:13:21,197 --> 00:13:23,448
I-I guess I didn't realize
you could love anything.

388
00:13:23,449 --> 00:13:24,658
My bad.

389
00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:27,161
[ Window thuds ]
Have you seen this boy?

390
00:13:27,162 --> 00:13:28,953
Ah, we see a lot
of people through here.

391
00:13:28,954 --> 00:13:30,538
One time,
I saw a horse buy a ticket.

392
00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:32,415
Some kind of promotion
for a kind of horse food.

393
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,125
Don't know about that, but -
oh, you never forget a face

394
00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:35,460
as sweet as that right there.

395
00:13:35,461 --> 00:13:36,961
Oh, yeah.
I seen him headed to Boston.

396
00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:38,712
Sure is sunlight
and right as rain.

397
00:13:38,756 --> 00:13:40,299
Hey, where you going?

398
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,344
Found him.
[ Thunder rumbles ]

399
00:13:43,427 --> 00:13:46,555
I'm gonna love
that little guy so hard.

400
00:13:46,638 --> 00:13:48,432
Ah!
You okay, buddy?

401
00:13:48,433 --> 00:13:50,308
He's gonna find me
and tie me to a pole

402
00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:51,852
and hug me until I throw up.

403
00:13:51,935 --> 00:13:53,312
[ Cries ]

404
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,980
I'll be trapped here forever.

405
00:13:55,064 --> 00:13:56,357
I'll get you home, okay?

406
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,942
I'll make a portal
and get you home.

407
00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:03,280
Are you gonna call me
a piece of shit now?

408
00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:04,448
What?

409
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,533
[ Hopeful music plays ]

410
00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:08,452
[ Cat purrs ]

411
00:14:09,078 --> 00:14:10,954
[ Electrical zapping ]

412
00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:13,082
Yeah?
Oh!

413
00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:14,875
[ Electrical zap,
loud crash ]

414
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,669
??

415
00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:19,546
[ Liquid bubbles, explodes ]

416
00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:21,048
[ Grunts ]

417
00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:22,966
[ Fire crackling ]

418
00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:24,593
[ They laugh ]

419
00:14:25,177 --> 00:14:26,970
[ Gun whirs, acid poofs ]

420
00:14:27,012 --> 00:14:28,389
[ They cough ]

421
00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:29,472
Fucking shit.

422
00:14:29,473 --> 00:14:31,767
You'll get it.
You've got this.

423
00:14:31,768 --> 00:14:33,393
[ Portal whirs,
flames whoosh ]

424
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,728
[ Groans,
gun shatters ]

425
00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:36,104
[ Gun blasts,
fish plopping ]

426
00:14:36,105 --> 00:14:37,481
Oh!
Ah!

427
00:14:37,523 --> 00:14:44,530
??

428
00:14:44,613 --> 00:14:45,663
[ Flask clatters ]

429
00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:46,865
[ Gun whooshes ]

430
00:14:46,949 --> 00:14:48,200
Ah!

431
00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:50,202
[ Gun whooshes, blasts ]
[ They gasp ]

432
00:14:50,285 --> 00:14:51,620
[ Portal squelches ]

433
00:14:51,703 --> 00:14:52,871
[ They groan ]

434
00:14:52,955 --> 00:14:54,665
[ Electrical whir,
explosion ]

435
00:14:55,249 --> 00:14:57,084
[ Fire extinguisher hisses ]

436
00:14:58,001 --> 00:14:59,711
[ Groaning ]
[ Paper ripping ]

437
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:02,089
[ Objects clatter,
gun whirs ]

438
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:03,632
[ Gun blasts ]

439
00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:04,882
I know you're gonna get it.

440
00:15:04,883 --> 00:15:06,051
If God doesn't want me

441
00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:07,552
to praise him
with inventions,

442
00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:09,221
why implant the desire?

443
00:15:09,304 --> 00:15:10,624
Everything okay out here?

444
00:15:10,639 --> 00:15:12,349
Fuck! Just let me work.

445
00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:15,060
[ Sighs ]

446
00:15:15,727 --> 00:15:17,604
[ Groans ]
She's gonna leave.

447
00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:18,981
They all leave.

448
00:15:19,064 --> 00:15:21,233
You know, you didn't
drive Diane away.

449
00:15:21,316 --> 00:15:23,402
It wasn't your work
or your drinking.

450
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,446
It just happened, everywhere.

451
00:15:25,529 --> 00:15:26,697
To every Rick.

452
00:15:26,738 --> 00:15:28,449
Wha -
It wasn't your fault.

453
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:30,950
Most Rick's never got
this far with portal stuff.

454
00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:32,536
They took a shortcut.

455
00:15:32,578 --> 00:15:34,580
But I believe in you.

456
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:37,374
Rick: I can feel it, Uli.
I-I'm so close.

457
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,251
Uli: Close to losing
another wife.

458
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,837
I've become tepid.
I-I wanna boil.

459
00:15:41,838 --> 00:15:43,171
You can sleep on the couch.

460
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,631
I'm done sleeping.

461
00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:46,133
[ Door slams ]

462
00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:49,136
This is what yours is like?

463
00:15:49,219 --> 00:15:50,929
It's the only way
I can get home.

464
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:53,055
Where on God's earth
did a 14-year-old boy

465
00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:54,975
learn this kind
of mind poisoning?

466
00:15:55,058 --> 00:15:57,436
From your husband, infinitely.

467
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,730
He belongs more to me
than to you.

468
00:15:59,771 --> 00:16:02,274
[ Sniffles, cries ]

469
00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:07,424
Professor Sanchez
hasn't shown up for days.

470
00:16:07,446 --> 00:16:10,282
Well, he's my father,
and I'm worried about him.

471
00:16:10,324 --> 00:16:11,658
We just need his address.

472
00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:13,534
You don't have your own
father's address?

473
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:16,205
[ Grunts ]
I was just asking a question.

474
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,288
[ Choking ] You're right.

475
00:16:17,289 --> 00:16:18,457
It's personal.

476
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,542
[ Thuds ]
Summer. The files.

477
00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:21,877
I'm in.

478
00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:23,836
Also gonna approve myself
for early admission,

479
00:16:23,837 --> 00:16:26,130
just in case I decide to go
to this fucking nerd school.

480
00:16:26,131 --> 00:16:29,134
I'm gonna get my boy
and put him on a leash.

481
00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:31,088
A leash?
What's up with your family?

482
00:16:31,094 --> 00:16:33,680
Oh - you're right,
it's personal.

483
00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:35,182
[ Chuckles nervously ]

484
00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:37,558
[ Belches ] Morty,
I, uh, figured it out, Morty.

485
00:16:37,559 --> 00:16:39,269
M-Morty, c-c'mon,
we're gonna -

486
00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:41,479
We're gonna [belches] -
gonna get some stuff, Morty.

487
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,648
[ Groaning ]

488
00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:44,066
[ Slurping, belches ]

489
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,316
Uli: Rick.
[ Clears throat ]

490
00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:46,767
It's the middle
of the night.

491
00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:50,405
[ Groans ]

492
00:16:52,449 --> 00:16:54,284
C'[burps]mon, I'm working.

493
00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:56,286
It-It's helping me think.

494
00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:58,330
Do you want to go
talk to her?

495
00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:00,249
Fuck that.
She's - there's -

496
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:03,377
there's a multiverse of her
out there, right, Morty?

497
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,462
W-we gotta -
we gotta...

498
00:17:06,421 --> 00:17:08,131
Are you gonna get in trouble?

499
00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:09,757
[ Glass shatters ]
I-I got tenure, Morty.

500
00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:11,093
They can't fire me.

501
00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:12,718
[ Burps ] I built
this place with my dick

502
00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:14,262
and hammered it with my balls.
[ Glass shatters ]

503
00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:15,846
W-wouldn't a dick
be a better hammer?

504
00:17:15,847 --> 00:17:17,807
You're right, Morty.
Balls are too soft.

505
00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:20,018
G-Grab - grab some -
Gra...any-anything.

506
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,853
Grab anything.
Mr. Sanchez. Is that -

507
00:17:21,937 --> 00:17:23,146
[ Gun blasts ]

508
00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:25,023
[ Grunts, barks ]

509
00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:26,358
Oh my God, Rick.

510
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,817
The problem is morals, Morty.

511
00:17:27,818 --> 00:17:30,320
Ethics. I-I was scared
of the gray areas.

512
00:17:30,362 --> 00:17:32,239
B-But - but now...

513
00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:34,700
[ Belches ]
I-I can live in them.

514
00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:36,159
I'm gonna get you home.

515
00:17:36,201 --> 00:17:37,869
Y-You - you small, little -

516
00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:39,204
y-you little guy.

517
00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:40,789
[ Dog whines, trunk shuts ]

518
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:43,875
[ Sighs ]

519
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,502
[ Speaks in Swedish ]

520
00:17:45,503 --> 00:17:47,253
[ Glass shatters ]
They told me I was crazy.

521
00:17:47,254 --> 00:17:48,964
But now - now who's crazy?

522
00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:50,716
T-They are.
That's right!

523
00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:52,050
[ Gun whooshes, blasts ]

524
00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:53,719
Rick!
I did it!

525
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,721
[ Both cheering ]

526
00:17:55,762 --> 00:17:57,097
[ Laughs ]

527
00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:59,975
Oh, man.
I-I'm gonna miss you, Rick.

528
00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:01,476
I can come visit you, Morty.

529
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,020
W-We got - we got a doorway.

530
00:18:03,021 --> 00:18:04,478
And now that
I don't have a dumb wife,

531
00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:06,049
I have all the time
in the world.

532
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,440
I-I can go on adventures,
Morty.

533
00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:09,067
We - we could go
on adventures.

534
00:18:09,109 --> 00:18:10,360
Yeah.

535
00:18:10,402 --> 00:18:12,738
You're sure
I didn't ruin your life?

536
00:18:12,779 --> 00:18:13,864
You saved me.

537
00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:15,115
And so did this.

538
00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:16,824
Because alcohol is good,
Morty.

539
00:18:16,825 --> 00:18:18,815
It's not evil.
Everyone should drink it.

540
00:18:18,827 --> 00:18:21,163
W-wait - wait till I tell
the guys at AA.

541
00:18:21,246 --> 00:18:22,581
All right, off you go.

542
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,791
Jerry: Let go of my son!
[ Gun cocks ]

543
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,043
Fucking Jerry!

544
00:18:26,044 --> 00:18:27,460
Morty, please
don't go in there.

545
00:18:27,461 --> 00:18:28,961
We didn't mean
to come on so strong.

546
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:30,004
We just love you.

547
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:31,340
Honey, you can stay here

548
00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:33,257
where you don't get
thrown into space

549
00:18:33,258 --> 00:18:34,634
and have to die
all the time.

550
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,094
What the hell
is this thing?

551
00:18:36,178 --> 00:18:38,263
Have you even tested it?
You're drunk!

552
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:40,264
You're gonna let
a child go through that?

553
00:18:40,265 --> 00:18:41,557
The science is sound, dick.

554
00:18:41,558 --> 00:18:43,518
Watch.
[ Cat growls, portal whooshes ]

555
00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:45,061
[ Cat squelches,
Good Beth gasps ]

556
00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:46,437
Ooh.
[ Cat breathes weakly ]

557
00:18:46,438 --> 00:18:48,230
He's still breathing.
That's worse!

558
00:18:48,231 --> 00:18:49,691
[ Gunshot ]
Oh!

559
00:18:49,775 --> 00:18:51,109
[ Grunting ]

560
00:18:51,193 --> 00:18:53,236
I've always
fucking hated you!

561
00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:56,031
I hate you in every
conceivable reality.

562
00:18:56,114 --> 00:18:57,532
Kill him!
Fucking shoot!

563
00:18:57,574 --> 00:18:59,868
[ Gunshot,
portal whirs loudly ]

564
00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:02,912
[ Good Beth screams ]
Good Summer: Oh, my God!

565
00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,122
[ Wind whooshing ]

566
00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:05,374
[ Grunting ]

567
00:19:05,457 --> 00:19:07,334
Jerry! [ Grunts ]

568
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,919
[ Gunshot, Good Rick groans ]

569
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,629
Oh, my god!
[ Portal zaps ]

570
00:19:10,712 --> 00:19:12,631
[ Good Summer screams ]
Summer!

571
00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:13,764
[ Gun blasts ]

572
00:19:13,765 --> 00:19:15,424
[ Fish plopping,
Good Jerry screams ]

573
00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:17,219
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!

574
00:19:18,261 --> 00:19:20,597
[ Good Beth panting ]

575
00:19:25,018 --> 00:19:27,813
No!
[ Squelching, Good Beth screaming ]

576
00:19:28,814 --> 00:19:30,482
[ Groaning ]

577
00:19:31,274 --> 00:19:32,901
[ Cat meowing ]

578
00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,237
[ Squelches ]

579
00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:48,215
[ Portal whooshes ]

580
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:50,419
Estate sale is open!

581
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,963
Getcha post-its out,
first come, first serve.

582
00:19:52,964 --> 00:19:55,631
If you see a post-it, the item
has already been claimed.

583
00:19:55,632 --> 00:19:57,007
Check it out,
Seahorse Morty,

584
00:19:57,008 --> 00:19:58,176
it's a fish gun.

585
00:19:58,177 --> 00:19:59,510
This guy had
some cool stuff

586
00:19:59,511 --> 00:20:00,928
for a basic Rick,
and I would know

587
00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:03,014
because I'm defined
by my cool shorts.

588
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:06,184
[ Clones chattering ]
Oh, Jesus Christ.

589
00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:07,561
Rick?
'Sup?

590
00:20:07,562 --> 00:20:09,019
None of this stuff
is any good.

591
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,105
Let's go home.

592
00:20:10,188 --> 00:20:12,107
Damn, you look like shit.

593
00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:13,482
Was the funeral that good?

594
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:16,027
[ Gun blasts, dog barks ]

595
00:20:16,069 --> 00:20:18,029
Oh, shit,
a long-neck dog gun.

596
00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:21,408
Let's fucking go!
[ Gun blasts, dogs barking ]

597
00:20:22,325 --> 00:20:24,870
Woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof!

598
00:20:26,037 --> 00:20:27,914
Hey. You okay?

599
00:20:27,998 --> 00:20:29,048
Yeah.

600
00:20:29,082 --> 00:20:30,333
I love you.

601
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:31,960
All right.
No need to get weird.

602
00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,545
You're in my sun.

603
00:20:34,588 --> 00:20:37,549
So the hat was
not a hit today,

604
00:20:37,591 --> 00:20:42,846
? But maybe it
will be tomorrow ?

605
00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:44,848
[ Somber music plays ]

606
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:49,811
??

607
00:20:49,853 --> 00:20:52,503
[ Belches ] Morty, Morty,
Morty, I g-gotta show you -

608
00:20:52,504 --> 00:20:53,898
I gotta show you something,
Morty.

609
00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:55,232
Rick, it's the middle
of the night.

610
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:56,443
I just want to sleep.

611
00:20:56,444 --> 00:20:57,902
I-I'll call in
a bomb threat

612
00:20:57,903 --> 00:20:59,029
at your school, c'mon.

613
00:20:59,738 --> 00:21:01,308
Hey, I-I took your note,
Morty.

614
00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:02,866
I fixed the magnets.

615
00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:04,326
You ready to ride?

616
00:21:04,327 --> 00:21:06,285
L-Let's - let's go on
a hero's journey, Morty!

617
00:21:06,286 --> 00:21:07,537
[ Engine rumbling ]

618
00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:09,456
Take the wheel.
But I'm behind you.

619
00:21:09,457 --> 00:21:11,582
Take the wheel.
I'll tell you when to turn.

620
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,919
I'm like -
I-I'm your dad, Morty.

621
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,378
I'm your fucking dad.

622
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,297
It's fucking me, Morty!

623
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,090
Yeah, you're my dad.

624
00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:20,383
I'm your son.

625
00:21:20,425 --> 00:21:21,843
You're my son!

626
00:21:21,927 --> 00:21:29,893
??

627
00:21:29,935 --> 00:21:37,943
??

628
00:21:37,984 --> 00:21:45,951
??

629
00:21:46,034 --> 00:21:54,000
??

630
00:21:54,084 --> 00:21:55,252
[ Beeping ]

631
00:21:55,293 --> 00:21:56,461
DNA scans clear.

632
00:21:56,545 --> 00:21:57,963
Ooh, wee.

633
00:21:58,046 --> 00:21:59,256
What a season.

634
00:21:59,297 --> 00:22:01,633
Amy figured out
what I was up to,

635
00:22:01,675 --> 00:22:03,426
and now she's gonna
use my DNA

636
00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:05,637
to make a multiverse
waypoint -

637
00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:08,098
And get my
fucking husband back!

638
00:22:08,139 --> 00:22:11,101
Activate fourth-dimensional
thrusters.

639
00:22:11,142 --> 00:22:12,978
[ Beeping ]

640
00:22:14,312 --> 00:22:16,147
[ Ship whirring, explosion ]

641
00:22:16,898 --> 00:22:20,277
I-I assume all
the shaking is unintentional?

642
00:22:20,318 --> 00:22:21,653
Oh, my god!

643
00:22:21,654 --> 00:22:23,487
Scientist Butthole:
Abort, abort!

644
00:22:23,488 --> 00:22:25,949
[ Voice vibrating ]
That's never good.

645
00:22:25,991 --> 00:22:27,993
Ooh, weeee!

646
00:22:28,076 --> 00:22:29,661
[ Explosion ]

647
00:22:31,507 --> 00:22:34,373
Man:
Did you get any of that?

648
00:22:34,374 --> 00:22:37,794
??

649
00:22:37,844 --> 00:22:42,394
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